Funny Thanksgiving Jokes. Thanksgiving 2016, is now coming soon and we are all getting prepared for celebrating the festival of Thanksgiving with our friends and our loved ones as well. Thanksgiving is the festival, which in the whole United States of America, is celebrated with lots of joy and enthusiasm. So, if you too want to wish your friends a very Happy Thanksgiving and enjoy it with them, with these Funny Thanksgiving Jokes, then this is the right place for you, from where you can easily check these out and share with friends as well.
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- Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
- Why can’t you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
- Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
- What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
- What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
- Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
- Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? Because April showers bring Mayflowers!
- Dear Turkeys, don’t worry… they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.
- What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where’s popcorn?
- If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their AGE!
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- Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down? Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
- Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
- What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
- What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
- What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We’d be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
- If a man wants to eat a turkey on Thanksgiving, what does a turkey want? It simply wants to run away.
- What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
- Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
- What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy!
- I’m stuffed! What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape
- What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
- Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”? Because they never learned good table manners!
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Dewey have to wait long to eat?
Waddle I do if you don’t open the door?
Harry up, I’m hungry!
Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?
Arthur any leftovers?
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