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We’re celebrating Thanksgiving here at Happy Thanksgiving Images. It’s the day where we actually stop and (hopefully!) count our blessings.
One of our blessings to have funny friends. You know … the ones who call you when they do something really embarrassing, or send you a joke that cracks you up, or share a funny post with you on Facebook or tweet on Twitter because they love to make you smile.
You’re blessed with those great friends, right? Here’s some funny Thanksgiving Day quote to share with your friends. Let them know you thought of them and you wanted to make them smile. Life is good – with friends!

On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime. ~Author Unknown

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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes and Sayings 2016

Thanksgiving is a time for food, family and gratitude for both. There can be a lot of pressure, though, to get things just right can make it harder to see the humor  Here are some very funny Thanksgiving quotes and thanksgiving sayings to help you maintain your humorous perspective on the holiday and keeping you giggling while you gobble.

“Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.”
Erma Bombeck

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” – Oscar Wilde

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” ― Kevin James

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“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” —Jay Leno

“What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” ― Erma Bombeck

“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” – Stephen Colbert

“I’m from Canada, so Thanksgiving to me is just Thursday with more food. And I’m thankful for that.” —Howie Mandel

“I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.”
Craig Ferguson

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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for cards

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for cards

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” – Jon Stewart 

“Thanksgiving. It’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’ – Jim Gaffigan

“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” – Stephen Colbert

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” – Kevin James

“If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you’re eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you’re out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, ‘Boy, these are good cigars!” – Jack Handey

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.” – Jay Leno

“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” – Johnny Carson

“We’re having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we’re having a swan. You get more stuffing.” – George Carlin

“Ever since you’re little you hear this: ‘The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.’ But even when you’re little you’re like, ‘Umm.. Bullsh*t?” – Greg Proops

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“Got no check books, got no banks. Still I’d like to express my thanks – I got the sun in the mornin’ and the moon at night.”
Irving Berlin

“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” – Jon Stewart

“I love Thanksgiving turkey… it’s the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.” – Johnny Carson

“We are having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we are having a swan. You get more stuffing.” – George Carlin

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Thanksgiving is the best American holiday–and yet it’s also probably the one we make fun of the most. I suppose it’s inevitable: take overindulgence, add distant family, and you’re almost guaranteed to concoct an environment that begs to be made fun of. With that in mind, and with the holiday right around the corner, here are thanksgiving funny quotes on images to help you get into the mood.

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funny thanksgiving quotes from kids

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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

It’s eating season, and there’s no calorie limit. It’s Thanksgiving!

  • This Thanksgiving 2016 we wanted to send out cards to all the people we are thankful for having in our lives. You are one of those people.
  • If there were no Thanksgiving day, some people may go an entire year without being grateful or expressing gratitude. I’m thankful for Thanksgiving day.
  • Thanksgiving day is something we should strive to live every day of the year.
  • America is so blessed that we have a day devoted to gratitude. Be blessed and grateful this Thanksgiving 2016.
  • Gratitude is a wonderful reason to have a meal with family. I only wish Thanksgiving 2016 would come more often.
  • You are one of my favorite things to be grateful for on Thanksgiving 2016.

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  • If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, “thank you,” that would suffice. -Meister Eckhart. Thanksgiving Quotes
  • Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. -E.P. Powell Thanksgiving Quotes
  • Thanksgiving Day comes, by statute, once a year; to the honest man it comes as frequently as the heart of gratitude will allow. -Edward Sandford Martin Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
  • Thanksgiving, after all, is a word of action. -W.J. Cameron Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
  • If I have enjoyed the hospitality of the Host of this universe, Who daily spreads a table in my sight, surely I cannot do less than acknowledge my dependence. -G. A. Johnston Ross Inspirational Thanksgiving Quotes
  • To know the value of generosity, it is necessary to have suffered from the cold indifference of others. -Eugene Cloutier Inspirational Thanksgiving Quotes

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