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It’s unavoidable… Thanksgiving is here. It’s time to summon up all the courage in your body and face those family members and friends who you pretend to be thankful to have in your life (just kidding, Aunt Helen!). Funny Turkey Pictures
A lady was looking for a turkey but couldn’t find one big enough. She asked the stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No. They’re dead.”
Teacher: What are you thankful for this Thanksgiving?
Student: I’m thankful I’m not a turkey.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Who’s never hungry on Thanksgiving?
The turkey. He’s always stuffed.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off. Funny Turkey Pictures
“Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!” said the daughter.
It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
“Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
“Okay,” says the butcher. “Let me see what I have left.” He goes into the freezer and discovers that there’s only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
“That’s one is too skinny. What else you got?” says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
“Oh, no,” says the man, “That one doesn’t look any better. You better give me both of them!” Funny Turkey Pictures
Why was the monster tickled when he ate the turkey?
He forgot to pluck the feathers.
What do you get if you cross a turkey with an evil spirit?
A poultry-geist. Funny Turkey Pictures
What do you get after eating way too much turkey and dressing?
Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
It makes her blush.
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